Let’s talk about two people who’ve mastered the art of being amicable exes! Demi Moore was front and center at her ex-husband Bruce Willis’ Comedy Central roast this past weekend, delivering a performance that had everyone in stitches. Her humor was sharp, her delivery was flawless, and her jokes were as clever as they come. Let’s break it down.
First off, she poked fun at their iconic movie years together. “I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two were pretty terrible,” she quipped, according to Variety. That’s a bold move, but Demi’s got the charm to pull it off.
Why They Called It Quits After 13 Years
Demi didn’t shy away from addressing the elephant in the room—why their marriage ended after 13 years in 2000. She shared with the audience that the reason for their split was rooted in a little bit of jealousy. “People often wonder why our marriage came to an end. Honestly, I think it was because Bruce couldn’t get over the fact that I rocked the bald look better than he did,” she said with a wink.
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She Had More to Say About Bruce’s Career
Demi didn’t stop there. She continued to roast Bruce with some more career-related humor. “After we divorced, he said he considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure, but Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself. You’ve had much bigger failures,” she said. “I mean, Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk, Striking Distance, campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down George Clooney’s role in Ocean’s Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica?” Talk about hitting all the right notes!
Their Family Legacy
Bruce and Demi were married from 1987 to 2000, and they share three incredible daughters: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah. All three daughters were in the audience, and you can bet they were proud of their mom’s performance. Demi made sure to sprinkle in some heartfelt moments, showing just how much she still cares for her former husband and their family.
